My code's checked in on intertubes,
The frogs are croaking in their cubes,
The AP wants it yesterday,
The milestone seems so far away.
If e'er a project needed manning,
Sprints a clearer mode of planning,
Process built a better way --
This is one, but not today.
My branch is booted, fast rejected,
By the frogs who barely tested,
And the milestone fades away.
Croak! Ye frogs, and croak ye may --
Till management cuts off our pay,
And all our efforts fade away.
Brekekex Q/A Q/A.